I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
| Me: | Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied. |
|---|---|
| Spider: | Omg man I didn't see you there. |
| Me: | We cool? |
| Spider: | Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub. |
| Me: | Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown. |
| Spider: | Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful. |
| Me: | So...can I get out now? |
| Spider: | Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here. |
| Me: | Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay? |
| Spider: | Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening. |
